Frasier (TV Series)
The Zoo Story (1998)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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[Gil enters the cafe in a daze]
Frasier : Oh, Gil. How did it go with the Hammer?
Gil Chesterson : You've never seen such cold, dead eyes! It was like bargaining with Nosferatu!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I just wish they'd named the damn bird after someone else.
Dr. Niles Crane : Gregory Peck, perhaps.
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Frasier : You signed with Bebe?
Roz Doyle : Okay, I know, I should've told you, I just wasn't in the mood for one of your lectures.
Frasier : I'm not going to give you a lecture. You're entitled to choose whomever you wish to represent you. Someone who's honest, or a woman whose ethics would've raised eyebrows in the court of Caligula!
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Frasier : [about to sign with Bebe] Once you've worked out this thing with the Hammer, maybe you can see what you can do about defusing this bird situation.
Ben : Oh, you don't have to worry about the crane anymore. The poor thing choked to death this morning. They have no idea who would feed a bird a jawbreaker. Bye, now.
Frasier : [Frasier turns slowly to Bebe, hopefully and fearfully at once] Bebe, is there any chance it wasn't you?
Bebe : Oh, darling...
[looks around, trying to come up with an answer he'll be satisfied with]
Bebe : There's always a chance.
Frasier : [ponders] I can live with that.