Frasier (TV Series)
The Zoo Story (1998)
Harriet Sansom Harris: Bebe Glazer
Quotes
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[the station has hired a tough negotiator, "The Hammer" to renegotiate everyone's contract. Gil's salary has been slashed, but Bebe comes in with Roz, cheering]
Gil Chesterson : How on earth did you get all that?
Bebe : Oh, we go way back, the Hammer and I. I know where the bodies are buried.
[pause]
Bebe : Usually, that's just a metaphor...
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Bebe : I've been to hell and back so often I've got frequent flyer miles!
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Bebe : You wanna see a carcass, chum?
[grabs Frasier and faces him toward mirror]
Bebe : Look in the mirror. Look what you've let that man do to you. Your face is riddled with bird bites, your name's a punchline, and your career is five minutes from over, and he's only been your agent for three days! Send him in against the Hammer and you'll be doing fog reports from a lighthouse in Puget Sound!
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Frasier : [about to sign with Bebe] Once you've worked out this thing with the Hammer, maybe you can see what you can do about defusing this bird situation.
Ben : Oh, you don't have to worry about the crane anymore. The poor thing choked to death this morning. They have no idea who would feed a bird a jawbreaker. Bye, now.
Frasier : [Frasier turns slowly to Bebe, hopefully and fearfully at once] Bebe, is there any chance it wasn't you?
Bebe : Oh, darling...
[looks around, trying to come up with an answer he'll be satisfied with]
Bebe : There's always a chance.
Frasier : [ponders] I can live with that.