- William 'Will' Smith, Jackie Ames: You know what? You ain't never gonna change! I'm getting the last word in! Oh no you not! Oh yes I am! Damn!
- Carlton Banks: I'm calling Mom and Dad at the Bel-Air hotel!
- [goes to the payphone]
- Carlton Banks: Do you have a quarter?
- William 'Will' Smith: Nah. You have to buy something.
- Carlton Banks: Fine, I'll take a pack of gum.
- William 'Will' Smith: Sorry, we' closed,
- Philip Banks: [to Will] You know, Will, if you had pulled a stunt like this in high school, there's no telling what I would do. For starters, I would do this.
- [sits on Will, causing him to scream as the show ends]
- Carlton Banks: Aha! I go to check on my little brother and what do I find? A zucchini! A zucchini, Will!
- Vivian Banks: [hears Nicky and sees Will holding him on TV] That's my baby!
- Philip Banks: [Carlton's waving the zucchini dressed as Nicky] That's my zucchini.
- Vivian Banks: Do you really think we can rely on them to take care of the b-a-b-y?
- Hilary Banks: Who's Bobby?
- Vivian Banks: The baby.
- Hilary Banks: Mom, his name is Nicky.