- Carlton: [Carlton puts on toupee on Philip's head] So, Dad, what do you think?
- Phillip Banks: I look like Little Richard: Attorney at Law.
- Geoffrey: Dinner is served.
- [sees Philip with the toupee on]
- Geoffrey: A-Wop-Bop-Aloobop-A-Wop-Bam-Boom.
- [Geoffrey gazing at Karen getting the courage to ask her out]
- Geoffrey: Would you... like to...
- William 'Will' Smith: [walks into the backyard singing] Talk about sex baby!
- Will: [singing while playing harmonica] My butler is black/My butler is blue/Cuz his honey got green/Comin' out her wazoo.