Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (2000)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Chandler : Time's up. Pheebs, how many you got?

  Phoebe : Well, I started naming states, but then I got tired of it. So, I started naming different types of celery. So far I only got one- regular celery.

  Chandler : ...Okay, Phoebe's got the lead in vegetables. Rach?

  Rachel : 48.

  Chandler : Not bad. Joey?

  Joey : Behold the new champion of Chandler's stupid state game.

  Ross : How many you got?

  Joey : 56.

• Ross : I hate to lecture you guys but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults, and Joey, can't name all the states. You ever see a map, or one of those round colorful things called 'a globe'?

  Chandler : Magellan? You got 46 states.

• Chandler : And, Joey, while I'm gone don't let Ross look at any maps of the States or the globe in your apartment.

  Joey : Don't worry. It's not a globe of the United States.

• Chandler : [talking about a dog]  What if it attacks me?

  Joey : Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

  Chandler : And that doesn't scare you?

• Chandler : OK Ross, time is up.

  Ross : Oh, just give me another minute.

  Chandler : OK look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them. OK? That is the beauty of this game, it makes you want to kill yourself.