Friends (TV Series)

The Last One (2004)

John Rubinstein: The Doctor

Quotes 

• [Erica has just given birth to a baby boy] 

  Monica : Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.

  Erica : I'm really happy for you guys.

  Chandler : How do you feel?

  Erica : I'm tired.

  The Doctor : Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.

  [Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly] 

  Monica : I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?

  The Doctor : The next baby should be along in a minute.

  Monica : We only ordered one!

  The Doctor : You know it's twins, right?

  Chandler : Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!

• Monica : [Erica In labor]  Just a little bit more, honey.

  Erica : Help me, ah, this hurts!

  Chandler : Really? That bad?

  Erica : Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts to see which is worse.

  The Doctor : The baby's head is crowning.

  Monica : Oh my god! This is the most beautiful top of the head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!

  Chandler : I'm ok.

  Monica : Chandler, you don't want to miss this, this is the birth of your child it's the "miracle of life".

  Chandler : All right!

  [Surprised] 

  Chandler : Wow that is one disgusting miracle.

  The Doctor : Start pushing, here we go.

  [Erica screams] 

  The Doctor : Here come the shoulders.

  Monica : [baby is born]  It's a boy!

  Erica : Is he ok?

  The Doctor : He's just fine.

  Monica : Aww, you did it!

  Chandler : [Squeaky voice]  It's a baby, a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.

  The Doctor : [to Monica and Chandler]  Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?

  Chandler : Well, that's spongy!

  Monica : Hey, handsome! I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.