Friends (TV Series)

The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss (2003)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Precious : Hi, I'm Precious, who are you?

  Phoebe Buffay : I-I'm Phoebe.

  Precious : Phoebe? Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life, that Phoebe?

  Phoebe Buffay : Enchante.

• Phoebe Buffay : Look

  [Long pause] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Precious. Mike's not worth this, you're an attractive, intelligent woman and, let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you, he was gonna break up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

  Precious : Oh my god, you know? Maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect

  [Mike comes in] 

  Precious : Screw you, Mike, you're a coward and a bastard and I hope you rot in hell

  [Slaps him and takes off] 

  Precious : .

  Phoebe Buffay : You're welcome.