Friends (TV Series)

The One Hundredth (1998)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Nurse : Now, which one of you is the father?

  [pointing to Joey and Ross] 

  Phoebe : Oh no, neither of them are the father. The father is my brother.

  Nurse : Okaaay.

  Rachel : I am so gonna miss seeing you freak people out like that.

• Rachel : How do you make that dirty?

  Joey : Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh,

  [snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice] 

  Joey : Grandma's chicken salad.

• Rachel : I think it's a great thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.

  Phoebe : Can I tell you a secret? I'm gonna keep one.

  Rachel : Oh, my god. I'm going to be on the news...

• Rachel : Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.

  Phoebe : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.

  Phoebe : Oh my God, she's so stupid!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Now, Pheebs, Pheebs, its going to be okay.

  Phoebe : That's easy for you to say. I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.

• Rachel : Monica, you're going to be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

  Joey : [smiles]  Oh, my!

  Rachel : They are male nurses.

  Joey : [laughs]  Not in my head.