Friends (TV Series)
The One Hundredth (1998)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Phoebe : Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
[They hand her the babies and leave them alone]
Phoebe : So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives!
[Imitates the high fives]
Phoebe : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
[One of the babies begins to cry]
Phoebe : Well, if you're gonna cry.
[She starts crying]
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Frank Buffay Jr. : Hey, y'know, Alice is gonna be here so soon, you couldn't just like do me a favor and like, like hold them in?
Phoebe : Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
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Frank Buffay Jr. : What's with him?
Phoebe : Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
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Rachel : Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Phoebe : What?
Dr. Ross Geller : Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.
Phoebe : Oh my God, she's so stupid!
Dr. Ross Geller : Now, Pheebs, Pheebs, its going to be okay.
Phoebe : That's easy for you to say. I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.
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[Phoebe is in labor]
Frank Buffay Jr. : Hey. I came as soon as I heard.
Phoebe : Hey. Where's Alice?
Frank Buffay Jr. : Oh, she's in Delaware. But, don't worry, she told me all about the lamazda training.
Chandler : Yes, that would be if you get the babies out by the end of the month, you get 2% financing.
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Phoebe : I already had a baby. Leave me alone.