Friends (TV Series)

The One Hundredth (1998)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Rachel : How do you make that dirty?

  Joey : Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh,

  [snaps his fingers and in a sexy voice] 

  Joey : Grandma's chicken salad.

• Joey's Doctor : Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're too close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra!

  Joey : [interrupting]  Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an option - what's a urethra?

  [Monica whispers in his ear] 

  Joey : Are you crazy?

• Joey : Ok, Phoebe. This is for the kids, later on. You got something you want to say?

  Phoebe : Hi, kids. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me.

• Rachel : Monica, you're going to be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

  Joey : [smiles]  Oh, my!

  Rachel : They are male nurses.

  Joey : [laughs]  Not in my head.

• Joey : Yep, there's always room for Jell-O.