Friends (TV Series)

The One Hundredth (1998)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler : So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

  Monica : Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.

  Chandler : Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary. Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.

  Monica : I think you're better than you think you are.

  Chandler : Really? Okay, so...

  Monica : [interrupting]  Know when to stop.

  Chandler : Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?

  Monica : Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen.

  [They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around] 

  Monica : Don't do the dance.

• [a nurse just asked Monica out, Chandler gets jealous] 

  Monica : Sure, can't wait

  [Nurse walks by] 

  Chandler : How's about me and you, Saturday night?

  Nurse : No.

  Chandler : Ok very nice.

• Chandler : So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?

  Phoebe : They're gonna call her Chandler.

  Chandler : That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?

  Phoebe : Works on you.

• [Frank was supposed to name one of his sons after Chandler] 

  Frank Buffay Jr. : Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl.

  Chandler : Hold on, kindergarten flashback.

  Frank Buffay Jr. : No, there was a mistake. It turns out that we missed it on the x-rays, the baby was a girl after all. Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl.

  Chandler : Oh, please keep screaming that.

• [Phoebe is in labor] 

  Frank Buffay Jr. : Hey. I came as soon as I heard.

  Phoebe : Hey. Where's Alice?

  Frank Buffay Jr. : Oh, she's in Delaware. But, don't worry, she told me all about the lamazda training.

  Chandler : Yes, that would be if you get the babies out by the end of the month, you get 2% financing.