- The gang take Phoebe to the hospital after she goes into labor. Monica threatens to go on a date with a male nurse after Chandler claims they are "just goofing around." Joey gets treated for kidney stones.
- Phoebe is in hospital to give birth to the triplets slightly early. Monica barely covered up to Rachel that she was with Chandler who found them two hot male nurses to date. When Chandler panics and says he and Monica are only 'messing around' they agree to see other people but neither actually likes the pact. Phoebe dislikes her doctor because he openly adores Fonzie from Happy Days. To Rachel's horror Phoebe is considering 'keeping one' of the babies. Joey has a sudden attack of pain and is diagnosed with kidney stones, and squashes Ross during a very painful procedure. To Chandler's horror, the third baby is still named after him, even when it turns out the baby is a girl.—KGF Vissers
- Phoebe arrives at the hospital with the group, where she tells the nurse at the desk that she is in labor (she also says that she is pregnant with her brother's triplets and freaks them out). In Phoebe's hospital room, Ross and Rachel enter with bad news: her doctor fell and hit her head in the shower, meaning she is unable to make it to the birth. The replacement doctor, Dr. Harad (Sam Anderson) assures Phoebe that she is in good hands, until he spontaneously declares his admiration for Fonzie, from Happy Days several times. Phoebe demands that Ross goes and find her another doctor, but when the replacement Dr. Oberman (T. J. Thyne) is too young for her liking (she calls her Doogie and makes him cry), Dr. Harad returns. She moreover begs Rachel to talk to her brother Frank (Giovanni Ribisi), and convince him to let her keep one of the triplets, after having second thoughts over the surrogate process. Alice Knight (Debra Jo Rupp) is running late and reaches the hospital just as the babies are delivered. In the delivery room, Phoebe gives birth to a boy (Frank Jr Jr) and two girls (Leslie and Chandler .. They thought there were 2 boys and 1 girl, but when it turns out there are 2 girls, Frank goes running "Chandler is a girl, Chandler is a girl"). Rachel breaks the news to Phoebe that she will not be able to keep one of the babies. She asks her friends to leave, in order to have a moment alone with the triplets. She tells the babies she wishes she could take them home and see them every day, but she will settle for being their favorite aunt, and the four of them cry together. Phoebe confirms to Chandler that Frank and Alice are going to continue calling the girl, Chandler.. annoying him
Rachel informs Monica that she has managed to find two male nurses who would be willing to go out on a date with either of them. Monica declines the offer at first, not wanting to jeopardize her secret relationship with Chandler but when he assumes she is willing to go out with nurse Dan (Patrick Fabian), Monica decides to date him after all. After Phoebe gives birth, Chandler approaches Monica in a hallway to ask if she is really going to date Dan. She replies to him that since both of them are just "goofing around", she figured why not "goof around" with Dan too; Chandler asks if Monica had checked up the term in the dictionary, noting the technical definition is "two friends who care a lot about each other, and have amazing sex, and just want to spend more time together". Monica, smitten by Chandler's words, kisses him and goes to call off her date with Dan.
Meanwhile, Joey is in a hospital room of his own, where a doctor informs him that he is suffering from kidney stones (at first the gang thinks these are sympathy pains, but then Phoebe thinks Joey is just stealing her thunder). As they are too close to his bladder, Joey is given two options: wait until he passes them naturally, or have a procedure (going up the Urethra), which he finds too invasive. Opting for the former, he gives 'birth' to the kidney stones, concurrent with Phoebe's birth.
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