Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (2004)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : What about you Joe, what would you give up, sex or food?

  Joey Tribbiani : Uhh... ooh... uhh...

  [thinks really hard] 

  Joey Tribbiani : I don't know, it's too hard!

  Rachel Green : No, you gotta pick one!

  Joey Tribbiani : [sighs]  Uhh, food... no, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Se- I dunno, oh god I want both! I want... I want girls on bread!

• [first lines] 

  Rachel Green : You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.

  Phoebe Buffay : Ooh how cute. She looks just like a little doll.

  Rachel Green : Oh, no no! That is a doll.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh thank God because that thing is really creepy.

• Rachel Green : When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was, "I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but man, this would be a nice place to live!"

• Dr. Ross Geller : I just can't see Chandler cheating.

  Rachel Green : I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester. They went in for like 45 minutes and they came out looking pretty happy.

  Joey Tribbiani : Chandler? 45 minutes?