- Monica Geller-Bing: It worked!
- [singing]
- Monica Geller-Bing: Oh, baby, baby, baby; Oh, baby, baby, baby.
- Phoebe Buffay: You must be a *fireball* in bed!
- Monica Geller-Bing: I can't believe it, she's asleep. I got her to go to sleep. I've actually magical powers!
- Phoebe Buffay: I can hear traffic and birds. I can hear the voices in my head again!
- Chandler Bing: [to his boss] Here's the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won't go. See, me, I love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is Italy. Please don't make me go there.
- [upon seeing the big, stuffed animal]
- Rachel Green: There's what every mother needs. A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. What are people think...
- [reading the tag, clearly not happy]
- Rachel Green: Oh you guys, I love it!