Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out (1999)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Joey : Hey check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

  Rachel : Omigod. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

• Joey : C'mon. I got your secrets, I got their secrets; I got secrets of my own, you know.

  Rachel : [rolling her eyes]  You don't have any secrets.

  Joey : Oh, yeah? Well, you don't know about Huggsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

  Joey : [blushes, embarrassed] 

• Rachel : So umm, how - how are we gonna mess with them?

  Phoebe : Well, you could use your position, y'know, as the roommate.

  Rachel : Okay.

  Phoebe : And then I would use, y'know, the strongest tool at my disposal: my sexuality.

• [Peering out the window] 

  Phoebe : Hey. It looks like Ugly Naked Guy is moving.

  Ross : Ironically, most of the boxes are labeled "clothes."

  Rachel : Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.

• Rachel : The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler, the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

  Joey : Ooh, I like that. Oh! Ok, show him your bra. He's afraid of bras, can't work 'em.

  [Joey unbuttons Phoebe's sweater with one finger] 

  Phoebe : Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.

  Joey : It's not my first time.

• Chandler : [Chandler calls Phoebe]  Joey's not going to be here tonight, so why don't you come over and I'll let you feel my bicep... or maybe more.

  Phoebe : I'll have to get back to you on that. Ok, bye.

  [hangs up] 

  Phoebe : Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more.

  Rachel : Are you kidding! I can't believe he would do that to Mon...

  [turns to Joey] 

  Rachel : Joey, do they know that we know?

• Rachel : Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.