Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out (1999)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : They don't know that we know they know we know. And Joey, you can't say anything.

  Joey : Couldn't if I wanted to.

• Phoebe : They don't know that we know they know we know.

• Rachel : So umm, how - how are we gonna mess with them?

  Phoebe : Well, you could use your position, y'know, as the roommate.

  Rachel : Okay.

  Phoebe : And then I would use, y'know, the strongest tool at my disposal: my sexuality.

• Phoebe : Bye, Chandler - I miss you already!

  Chandler : [shocked after feeling Phoebe pinch his butt]  OK, did you see that with the inappropriate and the pinching?

  Monica : Actually, I did.

  Chandler : OK, *now* do believe that she's attracted to me?

  Monica : Huh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God - she knows about us!

• [about Ugly Naked Guy] 

  Ross : Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?

  Phoebe : Oh, I wouldn't bring that up. It'll probably just bum him out.

  Joey : Yeah. Poor cat. Never saw that big butt coming.

• [Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler's relationship] 

  Phoebe : I can't believe it. I mean think it's great. For him, she might be able to do better.

• [Peering out the window] 

  Phoebe : Hey. It looks like Ugly Naked Guy is moving.

  Ross : Ironically, most of the boxes are labeled "clothes."

  Rachel : Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.

• Phoebe : [to Joey and Rachel]  Observe the art of seduction. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.

• Rachel : The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler, the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

  Joey : Ooh, I like that. Oh! Ok, show him your bra. He's afraid of bras, can't work 'em.

  [Joey unbuttons Phoebe's sweater with one finger] 

  Phoebe : Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.

  Joey : It's not my first time.

• Chandler : [Chandler calls Phoebe]  Joey's not going to be here tonight, so why don't you come over and I'll let you feel my bicep... or maybe more.

  Phoebe : I'll have to get back to you on that. Ok, bye.

  [hangs up] 

  Phoebe : Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more.

  Rachel : Are you kidding! I can't believe he would do that to Mon...

  [turns to Joey] 

  Rachel : Joey, do they know that we know?

• Joey : We could just tell them we know, now all the lying and secrets will finally be over.

  Phoebe : Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

• Phoebe : Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

• Chandler : Oh, you're leaving?

  Phoebe : Not with you... lover!