Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out (1999)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Ross : It would be so cool to live across from you guys.

  Joey : Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing. Y'know - you have a can, we have a can, and it's connected by a string.

  Chandler : Or we can do the actual telephone thing.

• [Phoebe has been hitting on Chandler] 

  Monica : Oh my God. She knows about us.

  Chandler : Are you serious?

  Monica : Phoebe knows about us and she's just trying to freak us out. That's the only explanation for it.

  Chandler : OK. But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps... SHE KNOWS.

• Phoebe : Bye, Chandler - I miss you already!

  Chandler : [shocked after feeling Phoebe pinch his butt]  OK, did you see that with the inappropriate and the pinching?

  Monica : Actually, I did.

  Chandler : OK, *now* do believe that she's attracted to me?

  Monica : Huh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God - she knows about us!

• Chandler : And hats off to Phoebe, you're quite the competitor , and may I say... your breasts are still showing.

• Chandler : [Chandler calls Phoebe]  Joey's not going to be here tonight, so why don't you come over and I'll let you feel my bicep... or maybe more.

  Phoebe : I'll have to get back to you on that. Ok, bye.

  [hangs up] 

  Phoebe : Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more.

  Rachel : Are you kidding! I can't believe he would do that to Mon...

  [turns to Joey] 

  Rachel : Joey, do they know that we know?

• Ross : It's okay, 'cause you know what the difference between them and me is?

  Chandler : Your history of bed-wetting?

  Ross : [upset]  I trusted you, man!

• Chandler : Oh, you're leaving?

  Phoebe : Not with you... lover!