- Joey Tribbiani: Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross - if you had to, who would you punch?
- Rachel: No one - they are my friends! I wouldn't punch any of them.
- Joey Tribbiani: Chandler?
- Rachel: ...Yeah, but I don't know why.
- Rachel Greene: [Joey comes home from a date] Oh, thank God you're home. I'm watching Cujo.
- Joey Tribbiani: [surprised] Alone?
- Rachel Greene: Yes... *What* is wrong with this dog?
- Joey Tribbiani: Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car, and Cujo's throwin' himself at the windshield?
- Rachel Greene: No... seriously, what's wrong with this dog?
- Phoebe Buffay: I've almost got it.
- [loses the game]
- Phoebe Buffay: No!
- [Ben, a child enters the room]
- Phoebe Buffay: Son of a bitch! Motherfucker!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Phoebe!
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, hi Ben.
- [covering up the inappropriate names on the screen]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh no, don't look at the screen!