Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Joey Moves Out (1996)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Phoebe Buffay : This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.

  Rachel Green : Oh what a load of crap! That is a dot.

• Rachel Green : [after Phoebe chickens out of getting a tattoo]  Phoebe, how could you do this to me? This was all your idea!

  Phoebe Buffay : I know, I know, I was going to get it, but then he came in with this needle, and... did you know they do this with needles?

  Rachel Green : Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens!

• Phoebe Buffay : [to Rachel]  Is your boyfriend the boss of you? No. YOU are the boss of you.

• Joey Tribbiani : [about tattoos]  This is wild, what are you gonna get?

  Phoebe Buffay : Um, I'm getting a lily. For my mom, 'cause her name's Lily.

  Chandler Bing : Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?