Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Joey Speaks French (2004)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Dr. Leonard Green : So what's new with you, Geller? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?

  Dr. Ross Geller : [nervously]  Nope, just the one.

• Rachel Green : [to the nurse]  Excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.

  Dr. Ross Geller : And I'm Dr. Ross Geller.

  [Rachel turns to face Ross] 

  Rachel Green : Ross, please. This is a hospital, OK? That actually mean something here.

• Monica Geller-Bing : Hey! These are for Erica!

  Dr. Ross Geller : She's gonna eat all those cookies?

  Monica Geller-Bing : Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat!

  Dr. Ross Geller : So, uh, why is Erica coming to visit?

  Monica Geller-Bing : We wanna get to know her better. And, uh, she's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots: Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building.

  Chandler Bing : Oh, there's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle. And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo".

  Monica Geller-Bing : Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?

• Rachel Green : Just so you know, with us... it's never off the table.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Damn it, it's never off the table.