- Dr. Leonard Green: So what's new with you, Geller? Knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [nervously] Nope, just the one.
- Rachel Green: [to the nurse] Excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
- Dr. Ross Geller: And I'm Dr. Ross Geller.
- [Rachel turns to face Ross]
- Rachel Green: Ross, please. This is a hospital, OK? That actually mean something here.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Hey! These are for Erica!
- Dr. Ross Geller: She's gonna eat all those cookies?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat!
- Dr. Ross Geller: So, uh, why is Erica coming to visit?
- Monica Geller-Bing: We wanna get to know her better. And, uh, she's never been to New York, so she wants to see the tourist spots: Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building.
- Chandler Bing: Oh, there's always so many people, and they're being corralled like cattle. And, you know, there's always some idiot who goes, "Moo".
- Monica Geller-Bing: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
- [first lines]
- Phoebe: Hi!
- Chandler Bing, Monica Geller-Bing, Rachel Green, Joey: Hey! Hey! Welcome back!
- Rachel Green: How was the honeymoon?
- Phoebe: Oh, incredible! Oh, champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach. It was so romantic.
- Chandler Bing: So where's Mike?
- Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor. He didn't poop while we were there.
- Rachel Green: Just so you know, with us... it's never off the table.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Damn it, it's never off the table.