Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Paul's the Man (2000)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Monica Geller : Please, stop freaking out.

  Chandler Bing : I'm not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.

  Monica Geller : Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what's the harm in that?

  Chandler Bing : Right here!

  Monica Geller : Chandler, please don't think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel...

  Chandler Bing : Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

  Monica Geller : It was a mistake. Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.

  Chandler Bing : Okay.

  Monica Geller : Really?

  Chandler Bing : Yes, if it really doesn't mean anything, because you know that I'm just not ready...

  Monica Geller : I know! I know.

  Chandler Bing : Okay.

  Monica Geller : I'm gonna go tell Joey that... that you're back. I was really worried about you.

  [She leaves and Phoebe comes out of the guest bedroom] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Hey, did she buy it?

  Chandler Bing : Totally.

  Phoebe Buffay : So did Heldi show you the place?

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, it's beautiful.

  Phoebe Buffay : I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you!

  Chandler Bing : [smiling]  I know.