- Rachel Green: Oh, please. You inhale your food.
- Ross: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
- [Rachel has just told Ross that she is pregnant]
- Ross: Yeah, I need, uh... I'm just - I don't know - I don't understand, um, how this happened? We - we used a condom.
- Rachel Green: I know. I know - but, y'know, condoms only work, like, 97% of the time.
- Ross: What? What? What? Well, they should put that on the box!
- Rachel Green: They do!
- Ross: No, they don't!
- Ross: [he runs to the bedroom, and returns with his box of condoms] Well, they should put it in huge black letters!
- Rachel Green: OK, Ross - come on; let's just forget about the condoms.
- Ross: Oh, well, I may as well have!
- Chandler Bing: I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
- Joey: What secrets?
- Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, Joey - I'm not going to tell you, because I am an excellent secret keeper.
- Joey: [Monica and Phoebe leave] Psst - you'll tell me later?
- Chandler Bing: You already know.
- Monica Geller-Bing: [deleted scene]
- [sarcastically]
- Monica Geller-Bing: No, just let the place blow up!
- Airport Security #2: Step back inside, madam.