Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rosita Dies (2001)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : No. Rosita does not move.

  Rachel Green : I'm sorry? Rosita? As in...

  Joey Tribbiani : As in, "Rosita does not move."

  Rachel Green : Joey, it's just a chair! What's the big deal?

  Joey Tribbiani : The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie.

  Rachel Green : Stevie the TV?

• Rachel Green : I was thinking of moving the couch over here.

  Joey Tribbiani : Why would you want to do that?

  Rachel Green : So that there would be a decent place for me to sit.

  Joey Tribbiani : Rach, there is a decent place...

  Rachel Green : In your lap does not count.

• Rachel Green : Come on Joey, I'll buy you a new one. Alright, we'll go down to the store right now and we'll get you a new chair.

  Joey Tribbiani : She's not even cold yet.