Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Ross Got High (1999)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Monica : And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys. Ross did!
Ross : Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!
Monica : Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!
Ross : Monica and Chandler are living together!
Monica : Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again!
Phoebe : I love Jacques Cousteau!
Rachel : I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Joey : I wanna go!
Judy Geller : That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds!
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Rachel : You guys, it was bananas, cream and beef. I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad.
Monica : Actually, I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom.
Joey : No, it isn't. I ate that.
Judy Geller : Oh, we left ours in Monica's bedroom.
Joey : Nope, got it, and got yours, too!
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Joey : You're whippin' so slow! Can't you do it any faster?
Rachel : Joey, come on! I don't want to make any mistakes. All right, this is the only desert, and if I screw it up, everybody's gonna be like: "Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"
[Joey gives her an understanding look]
Rachel : Okay? So why don't you just let me worry about making the trifle, and you just worry about eating it?
Joey : Oh, I am!
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Rachel : It's it beautiful?
Ross : Yeah, what is it?
Rachel : It's a trifle! You see, it's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard - which I made from scratch - then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, then bananas and I put some whipped cream on top!
Ross : ...what was that one right before the bananas?
Rachel : The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me too, but then I thought, well, there's minced meat pie, that's an English dessert. These people just put very strange things in their food.