Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Is Fine (2003)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Monica Geller-Bing : Hey, Phoebs, we just wanna give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.

  Chandler Bing : Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.

  [Monica slaps him on the shoulder] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Still, he had to find out some time.

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

  [the triplets are sitting right next to him, and they look horrified] 

  Chandler Bing : I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.

• Monica Geller-Bing : God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption... There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives.

  Chandler Bing : [not paying attention]  There's a hair in my coffee.