Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Ross Is Fine (2003)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Joey : [Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him] Morning. Here you go.
Ross : Thanks. Did you stay here all night?
Joey : Yeah.
Ross : So you took off my pants and shoes?
Joey : No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Ross : What do you mean?
Joey : Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly...
Ross : Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!
Joey : It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're... You're Ross and Rachel.
Ross : Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?
Joey : That's what I hear, yeah.
Ross : This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?
Joey : Come on, I mean, you know me, you know...
Ross : Joey.
Joey : I'm crazy about her.
Ross : And she feels the same way?
Joey : I think so.
Ross : Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Joey : Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.
Ross : No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?
Joey : No, no, no, no, that was - that was just for me.
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Ross : [Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas, then Ross enters the scene] I'd like to make a toast, to Rachel and Joey
Rachel : Ooyy!
Ross : And... to *love*.
[Rachel, Joey and Charlie are about to drink their margaritas]
Ross : Ahh, love... l-o-v-e. L is for life, and what is life without love?
Rachel : [to Joey] Oh my god, I was supposed to answer?
Ross : O is for Oh WOW! V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with, by the way.
[Rachel, Joey and Charlie are about to drink their margaritas again]
Ross : E is for how *extremely* normal I find it that *you* two are together... and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Joey : [awkward silence] Dude, are you okay?
Ross : Totally!
[drinks margarita]
Rachel : Ross, you don't seem OK.
Ross : I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some *flan*!
Charlie Wheeler : Wait Ross, Ross, I-I have to take off.
Ross : Nooo!
Charlie Wheeler : I'm sorry, I have a really early class in the morning, but this has been lovely.
Ross : Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Charlie Wheeler : *You're on fire*! I'll call you in the morning, ok?
Ross : OK.
[goes to kitchen]
Charlie Wheeler : Oh God Rachel, what Ross just said, that is-...
Rachel : Oh!that's ok, girls tend not to like me.
Charlie Wheeler : Bye.
Ross : [Ross enters the room with flan] OK! I guess it's just flan for three! Hey... hey, that rhymed!
Rachel : You know what Ross? I think we're gonna take of too.
Ross : Oh, oh... Of course! God, I'm so stupid, you guys are a couple now and you probably just wanna be alone.
Rachel : No, no, it's just that it's getting late-...
Ross : Hey, hey, it's fine, it's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas, it's all good.
[oven timer sounds]
Ross : I don't even know what that's for.
