Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Is Fine (2003)

Jim Meskimen: Bill

Quotes 

• Bill : Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.

  Colleen : I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.

  Chandler Bing : But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?

  [Owen comes running in] 

  Owen : I'm adopted?

  Chandler Bing : See? Intuitive!

  Bill : What? Where did you hear that?

  Owen : [points at Chandler]  He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.

  Chandler Bing : Which technically now you should give back!

  Colleen : You told him he's adopted?

  Chandler Bing : I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."

  Owen : He isn't?

  Chandler Bing : [to Monica]  We have to get out of here, baby!