Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Is Fine (2003)

Daryl Sabara: Owen

Quotes 

• Bill : Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.

  Colleen : I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.

  Chandler Bing : But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?

  [Owen comes running in] 

  Owen : I'm adopted?

  Chandler Bing : See? Intuitive!

  Bill : What? Where did you hear that?

  Owen : [points at Chandler]  He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.

  Chandler Bing : Which technically now you should give back!

  Colleen : You told him he's adopted?

  Chandler Bing : I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."

  Owen : He isn't?

  Chandler Bing : [to Monica]  We have to get out of here, baby!

• Chandler Bing : Hey, you must be Owen.

  Owen : Yeah.

  Chandler Bing : I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too.

  Owen : You were?

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother.

  Owen : Huh?

  Chandler Bing : [changing the subject]  You know how to use a compass?

  Owen : I have a badge in it.

  Chandler Bing : You do? That's fantastic!

  Owen : You wanna see it?

  Chandler Bing : I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.

  Owen : What?

  Chandler Bing : What?