Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Moves In (1998)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : [Joey and Chandler are laughing at Ross' changes to the answering machine]  You're fake laughing too, right?

  Chandler Bing : Only the tears are real.

• Chandler : [inspecting a new place for Ross]  Wow. What a kitchen.

  [looks further inside] 

  Chandler : Slash, bathroom.

• Ross : I'm really going to have to settle down. I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.

  [Joey giggles] 

  Ross : What's so funny?

  Chandler : He thought you said "gonad".

• Joey Tribbiani : It's the apartment manager. Ross put us down as references. Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet. Yeah, he's very reliable.

  Chandler Bing : [Chandler grabs the phone]  Of course he has a big huge dog... that barks into the night... well who doesn't love dogs... Um, he's a tap dancer... yes, some would say that is a lost art... He's a PIMP... there you go, yes, he's a pimp. He's a big tap-dancing pimp... Hello?