Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (1997)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

  Ross Geller : Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.

• Ross Geller : [about calling Rachel]  We just had a fight... Shouldn't I wait?

  Chandler Bing : This isn't like swimming. Pick up a phone!

  Chandler Bing : [to Joey]  You know, that whole waiting before you swim after you eaten thing is a myth?

  Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Murray.

  Chandler Bing : Why? What happened to him?

  Joey Tribbiani : Nothing He just *really* believes that.