Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• Monica : I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.

  Richard : I didn't need to know that.

• Rachel Green : You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.

  Monica : When?

  Rachel Green : When I was, um, seven. I crashed my bike right out in front of his house, and to stop me from crying, he kissed right here.

  [points to the tip of her nose] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, you are so lucky.

  Rachel Green : I know.

• Ross : You have a date? Who with?

  Monica : No one.

  Ross : C'mon, what's his name?

  Monica : Nothing.

  Ross : Come on, tell me.

  Monica : All right, but I'm very excited about this okay, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.

  Ross : Oh, I promise. What?

  Monica : It's Richard Burke.

  Ross : Who's Richard Burke? Doc... Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a, uh, brother to dad.

  Monica : Here we go.

  Ross : No, I think it's great that he's like 50. I mean uh... he'll be an inspiration to men who are almost retired all over the world.

  Monica : Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.

  Ross : Dr. Burke is sexy?

  Phoebe Buffay , Rachel Green : Oh God, absolutely.