Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Ross : [on the phone]  Whoa, whoa whoa! Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display. No! No! No! Homo habilis was erect, Australopithecus was never fully erect!

  Chandler : Well, maybe he was nervous.

• [Chandler and Joey are being lazy in new recliners, and Chandler ordered pizza to be delivered to Monica's] 

  Chandler : Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.

  Joey : What if we have to pee?

  [pause] 

  Chandler : I'll cancel the sodas...