Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Ross : [on the phone]  Whoa, whoa whoa! Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display. No! No! No! Homo habilis was erect, Australopithecus was never fully erect!

  Chandler : Well, maybe he was nervous.

• Rachel Green : [Rachel & Ross are making out, & Rachel feels a wet spot]  Oh! Oh, honey, that's OK!

  Ross : Oh... you just rolled over the juice box!

  Rachel Green : Oh, thank God!

  [kisses him again] 

• Rachel Green : I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little... hard to follow.

  Ross : I told you there was going to be subtitles.

  Rachel Green : I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.

• Ross : You have a date? Who with?

  Monica : No one.

  Ross : C'mon, what's his name?

  Monica : Nothing.

  Ross : Come on, tell me.

  Monica : All right, but I'm very excited about this okay, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.

  Ross : Oh, I promise. What?

  Monica : It's Richard Burke.

  Ross : Who's Richard Burke? Doc... Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a, uh, brother to dad.

  Monica : Here we go.

  Ross : No, I think it's great that he's like 50. I mean uh... he'll be an inspiration to men who are almost retired all over the world.

  Monica : Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.

  Ross : Dr. Burke is sexy?

  Phoebe Buffay , Rachel Green : Oh God, absolutely.