- Dr. Ross Geller: I figured after work I go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her.
- Chandler Bing: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used.
- Joey Tribbiani: You're a monkey lost in the city. Where would you go?
- Chandler Bing: Well, he's new in town, so he would first go to the touristy places. Okay, I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.
- Monica Geller: [showing the guys her high school photos] This is me in Sound of Music. See the Von Trapp children?
- Phoebe Buffay: No.
- Monica Geller: That's because I'm in front of them.
- Chandler Bing: I thought that was an Alp.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after Marcel brought the rice to him] Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'Bring me the' and 'Pee in the'.
- Rachel: [reading her hometown's country club newsletter's Engagements section] Oh, my god... oh, my god, it's Barry and Mindy!
- Monica Geller: Barry who you almost...?
- Rachel: Barry who I almost.
- Monica Geller: And Mindy your maid of...?
- Rachel: Mindy my maid of.
- Dr. Ross Geller: It will be finally good to get this off you.
- [removes the dress Heckles put on Marcel]
- Marcel the Monkey: [monkey gibberish] Squeak, squeak!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Or we can we can leave it on.
- Rachel: You know, with the right pair of pumps that would make a cute little outfit.
- Phoebe Buffay: [after being shot with tranquilizer dart] Oh, so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
- Rachel: My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
- [looks:]
- Rachel: Oh, my God, oh, my God... Barry and Mindy.
- Monica Geller: Barry who you almost...?
- Rachel: Barry who I almost.
- Monica Geller: And Mindy your maid of...?
- Rachel: Mindy my maid of.
- Monica Geller: [takes a look] That's Mindy? Well, she is pretty.
- [gets sour look]
- Monica Geller: Lucky! To have had a friend like you!
- [earns smile]