Friends (TV Series)

The One Where the Stripper Cries (2004)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

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• Ross : [on attending a party in 1987 with Rachel]  After you told me that she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, but it was so dark I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away - but then I felt her kissing me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing! And now I found out that you kissed her first!

  Chandler : Wait - what bed did you say she was on?

  Ross : Mine.

  Chandler : I'm pretty sure I put her on *my* bed.

  Ross : No, she was defintely on my bed.

  Chandler : Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on *your* bed?

  Ross : Well, then, who was on my bed?

  Monica : ...Oh! Oh! Oh!

  Ross : [horrified]  No! No! No!

  Monica : Yes!

  Ross : You were under the pile of coats?

  Monica : I *was* the pile of coats.

  Ross : Oh, my god!

  Monica : You were my midnight mystery kisser?

  Ross : You were my first kiss with Rachel?

  Monica : You were my first kiss ever?

  Chandler : ...What did I marry into?

• Monica : Two guys in one night? I thought she became a slut *after* she got her nose fixed.