Friends (TV Series)
The One Where the Stripper Cries (2004)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Ross : [on attending a party in 1987 with Rachel] After you told me that she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, but it was so dark I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away - but then I felt her kissing me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing! And now I found out that you kissed her first!
Chandler : Wait - what bed did you say she was on?
Ross : Mine.
Chandler : I'm pretty sure I put her on *my* bed.
Ross : No, she was defintely on my bed.
Chandler : Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on *your* bed?
Ross : Well, then, who was on my bed?
Monica : ...Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross : [horrified] No! No! No!
Monica : Yes!
Ross : You were under the pile of coats?
Monica : I *was* the pile of coats.
Ross : Oh, my god!
Monica : You were my midnight mystery kisser?
Ross : You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica : You were my first kiss ever?
Chandler : ...What did I marry into?
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[Ross is at college reunion and talking to a girl that both he and Chandler used to have a crush on]
Ross : He and I both really liked you a lot, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship - so we kinda made a pact that neither of us could ask you out.
Missy Goldberg : Really?
Ross : Yeah - why?
Missy Goldberg : Well, Chandler and I used to make out. A lot!
Ross : You did?
Missy Goldberg : Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours...
Ross : And on my turf?
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Missy Goldberg : So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Ross : Do you remember my roomate? Chandler Bing?
Missy Goldberg : [gesturing] Sure, he was in your "band".
Ross : It's been sixteen years, but the air quotes still hurt.