Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Cheesecakes (2001)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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• Phoebe Buffay : The only guy I've ever been crazy about is going to Minsk, and I may never see him again.

  Joey : Hey, you could always visit him.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, right - like they're gonna let *me* have a passport.

  Joey : Is there anything I can do?

  Phoebe Buffay : ...Well... but now, if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles, you know, before he does, then he could come back.

  Joey : ...I could give it a shot.

• Phoebe Buffay : Excuse me - we're ready to order.

  The man : I don't work here.

  Phoebe Buffay : Well, then you shouldn't be walking around!