Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Cheesecakes (2001)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Joey : [sees Rachel and Chandler eating cheesecake off the hallway floor; they stare at him]  ... Alright, what are we having?

  [produces a fork from his jacket and starts to eat with them] 

• Joey : Hey, what do you got there?

  Rachel : [wanting to keep the cheesecake to herself]  Oh - it's, um... it's tofu cake. You want some?

  Joey : [disgusted]  Ngyaah!

• Phoebe Buffay : The only guy I've ever been crazy about is going to Minsk, and I may never see him again.

  Joey : Hey, you could always visit him.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, right - like they're gonna let *me* have a passport.

  Joey : Is there anything I can do?

  Phoebe Buffay : ...Well... but now, if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles, you know, before he does, then he could come back.

  Joey : ...I could give it a shot.