Friends (TV Series)

The One with All the Kissing (1998)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Rachel Green : I'm still in love with you, Ross.

  Ross : [long pause]  I'm not sure what to do with that right now.

  [Rachel starts laughing] 

  Ross : Was that a joke? Because it's mean.

  Rachel Green : I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.

  Ross : Then why are you laughing?

  Rachel Green : Because...

  [still laughing] 

  Rachel Green : ... because I just heard it. And it's ridiculous. I mean, you're married. You're married. And it's like I had this rage rising out of my body. And the the floating rage

  [laughs more] 

  Rachel Green : it's like "You are such an idiot".

  Ross : Well, I haven't seen or spoken to my wife since the wedding.

  Rachel Green : I'm sorry. That's not funny.

• Ross : It's 72 long stemmed roses, one for each day I've loved Emily, cut into mulch.

  Rachel Green : I'm sorry.

  Ross : That's okay. Monica is going to make potpourri!

• Monica Geller : [calling from the hall]  Rachel, open this door!

  Ross : Is it locked?

  Rachel Green : No. She's fine.