- Rachel Green: I'm still in love with you, Ross.
- Ross: [long pause] I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
- [Rachel starts laughing]
- Ross: Was that a joke? Because it's mean.
- Rachel Green: I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
- Ross: Then why are you laughing?
- Rachel Green: Because...
- [still laughing]
- Rachel Green: ... because I just heard it. And it's ridiculous. I mean, you're married. You're married. And it's like I had this rage rising out of my body. And the the floating rage
- [laughs more]
- Rachel Green: it's like "You are such an idiot".
- Ross: Well, I haven't seen or spoken to my wife since the wedding.
- Rachel Green: I'm sorry. That's not funny.
- Ross: It's 72 long stemmed roses, one for each day I've loved Emily, cut into mulch.
- Rachel Green: I'm sorry.
- Ross: That's okay. Monica is going to make potpourri!
- Monica Geller: [calling from the hall] Rachel, open this door!
- Ross: Is it locked?
- Rachel Green: No. She's fine.
- Rachel Green: I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole little new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you, it makes me very uncomfortable, and I just, you know, just stop it!
- Chandler Bing: Well, I'm just trying to bring a little culture to the group.
- Phoebe Buffay: That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.
- Monica Geller: Makes me wanna puke!
- Joey Tribbiani: [Right after Chandler kiss Monica, Rachel and Phoebe] What the hell was that?
- Monica Geller: Probably some, you know, European goodbye thing he picked up in London, I don't know.
- Rachel: What? That's not European.
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, it felt French.