Friends (TV Series)
The One with All the Resolutions (1999)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
Quotes
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Monica Geller : I can't wait to see you. I'm just going to tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple hours.
Chandler : Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?
[Rachel is shocked]
Monica Geller : You know what your nickname is, Mr Big...
Rachel : AHHHHH!
[hangs up]
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[last lines]
Chandler : I can't take it any more! So you win, okay? Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today - Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What? Are you dating a character from "Fraggle Rock"? Ahh.
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Joey : What's the matter?
Chandler : We wanted to kiss at midnight but nobody else is going to, so, you know...
Joey : Alright... I'll take care of it.
Monica Geller : Joey! It's thirty seconds to midnight, what are you gonna do?
Joey : Will you just trust me?
[Heads to Ross]
Ross : 33, 32, 31...
Joey : Ross, Ross, listen, who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?
Ross : What?
Joey : Well, you gotta kiss someone, can't kiss your sister.
Ross : Well, who's gonna kiss my sister?
Joey : Chandler.
Ross : Oh, man, really?
Joey : Dude, who would you rather to have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Ross : That's good point. Well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.
Joey : Ok, great
[Goes over to Phoebe]
Joey : Pheebs, Pheebs, listen. Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.
Phoebe : It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask.
Joey : [Going over to Rachel] Rache, Rache. Listen, I'm going to kiss you at midnight.
Rachel : What?
Joey : Everybody's gotta kiss someone, can't kiss Ross, you got the history.
Rachel : So?
Joey : So, who'd you Rather kissing you, me or Chandler?
Rachel : Oh, good point.
[Countdown is over and they all kiss]
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Chandler : [frustrated from being unable to make fun of Ross] Phoebs, you may know this, you know strange things. What is the boiling point of brain?