- Dr. Ross Geller: [Watching Rugby on TV] I don't know what the big deal is? I'm man enough to play this sport.
- Joey Tribbiani: Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
- Janice Litman: I'm riding the alimony pony!
- [braying laugh]
- Joey Tribbiani: [aside] And there it is...
- Phoebe Buffay: [about rugby] She's right. You have to stop.
- Dr. Ross Geller: No, no, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross.
- Joey Tribbiani: Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross.