Friends (TV Series)
The One with Christmas in Tulsa (2002)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Monica : Oh, my god. Chandler. Why aren't you in Tulsa? Won't you get fired?
Chandler : They can't fire me because I quit. I mean, why should everybody else do what they like, except for me.
Monica : Oh, I'm so happy.
Chandler : And, by the way, here are your Christmas presents.
[hands out envelopes to everyone]
Ross : [opens envelope] "A donation has been made in your name to the New York Ballet".
[everyone looks disapprovingly at Chandler]
Chandler : Ok, I don't have a JOB.
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[Everyone calls Chandler, who is in Tulsa, on speakerphone]
Monica : So, is everyone else working on Christmas Eve, too?
Chandler : No, I sent everyone home.
Monica : You are such a good boss.
Chandler : Yeah, I know. It's just me and Wendy.
Monica : Who's Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.
Chandler : Well, yeah...
Joey : Oh, Wendy was the one who was runner up for Ms. Oklahoma.
Monica : You're in alone in the same room as the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma?
Chandler : Well... The second prettiest THAT year. If you count it now, she's probably the...
Rachel : Oh, Chandler, stop talking.
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[Chandler is in Tulsa for Christmas on business, and he is on the phone with Monica. He is alone with only one other female colleague, Wendy, and Monica is worried about it]
Monica : What does she do there?
Chandler : Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.
Monica : She did what?
Chandler : *Be-low* me!
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Chandler : [to Wendy, his colleague who is coming on to him] You're a great person... ham-stealing and adultery aside.
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Chandler : But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly!
