Friends (TV Series)
The One with Frank Jr. (1996)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : You know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail?
Chandler Bing : Yeah?
Joey Tribbiani : Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler Bing : You're building a post office?
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Joey Tribbiani : Oh, sorry. Did I get 'ya?
Chandler Bing : No, you didn't *get* me! It's an electric drill! You *get* me, you kill me!
Joey Tribbiani : Calm down, do you want this unit or not?
Chandler Bing : I do not want this unit
Joey Tribbiani : You should've said something before, I'm not a mind reader
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Joey Tribbiani : Every inch of this is glued down, it'll take forever, just leave it.
Monica Geller : You can't just leave it, you gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
[Joey puts the toilet brush over the hole]
Monica Geller : That's nice, they can put it back there after the doctors remove it from your colon.
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Chandler Bing : [about the entertainment center being too large] Ah, good job Joe.
Joey Tribbiani : Wow. It's big.
Chandler Bing : Yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller.
Joey Tribbiani : Maybe my ruler's wrong.
Phoebe Buffay : Maybe *all* the rulers are wrong.