Friends (TV Series)

The One with Frank Jr. (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Chandler Bing : [To Joey]  Spackle boy get up!

  Monica Geller : [To Joey]  You started this!

  Chandler Bing : He started mine first.

  Phoebe Buffay : Build the unit Cinderelli, lay the tiles Cinderelli.

• Joey Tribbiani : You know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail?

  Chandler Bing : Yeah?

  Joey Tribbiani : Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.

  Chandler Bing : You're building a post office?

• Joey Tribbiani : Oh, sorry. Did I get 'ya?

  Chandler Bing : No, you didn't *get* me! It's an electric drill! You *get* me, you kill me!

  Joey Tribbiani : Calm down, do you want this unit or not?

  Chandler Bing : I do not want this unit

  Joey Tribbiani : You should've said something before, I'm not a mind reader

• Chandler Bing : [Saying his list of five celebrities he's allowed to sleep with]  Cindy Crawford, Kim Bassinger, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth and Jessica Rabbit.

  Rachel Green : You do know she's a cartoon?

  Chandler Bing : I thought it'd be cool to see if I could make her eyes pop out of her head.

• Chandler Bing : [about the entertainment center being too large]  Ah, good job Joe.

  Joey Tribbiani : Wow. It's big.

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller.

  Joey Tribbiani : Maybe my ruler's wrong.

  Phoebe Buffay : Maybe *all* the rulers are wrong.

• Dr. Ross Geller : [reading his list of 5 celebrities he's allowed to sleep with]  Elizabeth Hurley.

  Chandler Bing : Very attractive, forgiving.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Susan Sarandon.

  Chandler Bing : She's too political, to do it with her, you'd probably have to donate four cans of food first.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Isabella Rosellini.

  Chandler Bing : She's too international.

  Rachel Green : So?

  Chandler Bing : So you gotta pick the odds, pick someone who will be in the country all the time.

  Rachel Green : Yeah because that's why you weren't get Isabella Rosellini, geography.

• Rachel Green : [Talking about the list of celebrities]  Well, I don't know, I guess Chris O'Donell, John F. Kennedy Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Spider Man?

  Rachel Green : Hardy Boy.

  Chandler Bing : Peter Parker.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Thank you!