Friends (TV Series)
The One with George Stephanopoulos (1994)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Rachel : [looking at her very first pay statement] Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
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Rachel : [talking about Ross] Can't you just picture him in bed?
Monica Geller : Really don't want to!
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[first lines]
Monica Geller : [playing game] Phoebe?
Phoebe : Okay, okay. If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd want, uh, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs!
Ross : Oh. So you took mine! Chandler, how about you?
Chandler : Uh, if I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel : [smirks] See? There's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
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Rachel : [joyously waving envelope about] Look, look, look, look, my first paycheck! Look, there's a window, and there's my name! Hi, me!
Phoebe : I remember the day that I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica Geller : What? You worked in a mine?
Phoebe : I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?
Rachel : [opening her envelope] Now isn't this exciting? I *earned* this! I wiped tables for it, and it's totally...
[sees the amount on the check]
Rachel : not worth it. What's FICA? Why are they getting all my money? Chandler, look at that!
Chandler : Oh, this is not that bad.
Joey Tribbiani : You're fine, yeah, for a first job...
Dr. Ross Geller : You can totally, totally live on this.
Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, by the way, *great* service!
[everybody agrees and chips in with a tip for their poor destitute friend]
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Leslie : Rachel?
Rachel : Oh, my God!
[Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other]
Monica Geller : [to Phoebe] I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
Rachel : What are you guys doing here?
Kiki : Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true!
Joanne : Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
Rachel : [to a pregnant Leslie] Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Leslie : I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
