- Phoebe Buffay: [Pretending she just won an award] It's just so unexpected, I... Well, I'll tell you, it's such an honour to just being nominated for a Nobel Prize, and you know, to win one for a massage. Specially after having just won a Tony Award for best actress in...
- Rachel Green: Honey, we have to go, our reservation's at eight.
- Rachel Green: In Reservations At Eight, by Neil Simon. Thank you Neil, thank you for the words.
- Rachel Green: Ok, honey, you can finish this later or we're gonna be late, we gotta to go.
- Phoebe Buffay: Please don't play the music, I just have one more thing. Live from New York, is Saturday Night!
- Monica Geller: I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy!
- Joey Tribbiani: No, no
- Monica Geller: Oh, Soap Opera Digest Award?
- Monica Geller: No, I'm up for a Soapie.
- Monica Geller: Honey, is that something you're making up?
- Monica Geller: No, no, it's real, and it has been since 1998.