Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's Dirty Day (1998)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Emily : Ross. Come look. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.

  Ross : [on the phone]  I gotta go. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.

  Monica : He had to go. There was a deer just outside, eating fruit from the orchard.

• Joey Tribbiani : [talking about Chandler being depressed after breaking up with Kathy]  DOn't worry. He's still in his sweats. That's phase one! Don't worry... I'll be back for phase 2.

  Monica : What's phase 2?

  Joey Tribbiani : Getting drunk and going to the strip club!

• Phoebe Buffay : It kicked! I think the baby kicked.

  Monica : Oh, my God!

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, no, wait. Oh. That was the elastic in my underwear busted.