- [performing while sick]
- Phoebe: My sticky shoes. My sticky, sticky shoes. Why you stick on me? Ba-aby. Thanks for the lights, honey.
- Rachel Green: You know what else is really great about him? Oh, what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh...
- [knocks his fists together at Rachel]
- Rachel Green: What was that?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Monica knows.
- Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up just to try to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.
- [to Ross]
- Monica: I remember I cried the night you made that up. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Well, I'm gonna go get ready...
- [knocks his fists at Monica]